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             19, Mid day of Wa Ha da Weird ................................................................................. 5 Skittles
3rd Issue in Submission (not to get kinky..)


DA BLACK GOBBO!!
All er ya's humie listen up, I's da Black Gobbo un' I says I's da best. Nufink too talk bout it!
-Paid by unknown Night Goblin on Shrooms
Jester in Search of Missing Rod
If any soul knows where the rod of this jester went, or if you've seen the jester's rod please contact the     Village Idiot so we know about the jester's rod. Thank you. Whoa... what a weirdo.
Obituaries and Injury Gripes:

Reiklander "Lucky" for having his eye shot out by a Skaven throwing star.

Black Skaven for having his leg smashed by a two handed sword.

Hee Hee! I just ate a snotling!!
Mordeheim to take place in Lustria?
Editor Wonders if reports that skirmishes between the Dark Elves, Skaven and Lizard are taking place in Lustria under new game name.
Workers wonder if Editor has been drinkin' the water from the north fountain again.
Oi! Yoo
Oomies is nuttin.
We's da best un we's gonna make big smash un bash.
ERRGH!
-Bigasdat Stuntybita
Nicodemus.... the GIANT?


Sad to tell, but it seems Nicodemus has run out of wyrdstone for his potion! he has just grown to twenty feet tall!we have a full fledged magic using giant loose on the streets!
Tzunki ix kanpa!!
Tupyn tzlaga anapaq quito qrizliz... Ozxi nilz qucha cha cha! In chsa qwalyxa fslaz
-Tichi-Huichi ba Guuchi

(Note: The Village idiot does not coincide in the ideas expressed by our ad buyers. We would never call a human that and reptiles are not the best.)

End of the End?!?!

The Press of the Village idiot wonder, is it really the end? Has Mordheim become such no new faces will be seen for a long time? Shall we see no new minis we all love? Will we stop asking questions?




Single White Wizard seeks mortal compainion. 
Young, outgoing wizard seeks girlfriend for love and adventure. Prefers blond humans, but will also accept elves of any background.

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