The Village Idiot of Mordheim!

The Village Idiot 18, Eve of St. Who- Ha ................................................................................. 5 Skittles

Achtung, Altdorf!

Das is nicht der monkey! Das ist der shcornsteinfigermiester! Wilkommen Mordheim, mein schewster ist der scorn kucken und mein kaupf ist flagen!

Gesuntheit!!

Skaven fund The Village Idiot! (-Why?)
Currently, a Skaven Assasin Adept approached me and introduced himself as Kryss the Bloody Claws of Eshin. He has allowed me access to his sewer dwelling to write a late- breaking story about him and his lads.
I would have turned the offer down.... but he had Dunkaroos! The following is the short description and background for The Daggers of Eshin.

Staring Contest!
One Eyed Ibin of Araby invites any and all to a contest of bravery and fortitide to be held next week at noon.

Possesed to Invade Mordheim!
Ye Editor, hearing from a most reliable and excellent source (drunk dwarf) has just learn of the plight of the city to the mutants!
Not only that, but we here at The Village Idiot have found that most of these chaos cultist consist of metal skinned warriors called "myneatures" or "mynes" for short

Obituaries:
The Necromancers must be really pissed. No body died this week..... yet.

Single White Dwarf
Lookin for new love interest. Must be equipted for battle, know difference between 50 yr old Bugman's and 60 yr, and keen knowledge of the forest.
NO ELVES PLEASE!!
Contact Brim Skalahammer or the nearest drunken dwarf at the Red Wolf Pub.

Stories from Captain Glenn

Pbbbbt!!
A treatsie of the neferious rat-men of the city.

Currently, Captain Glenn has only entered Mordheim and will be writing for The Village Idiot at a later time (Or else!).

Witch Hunters have Flagellents!!
- City in a big stink.

Wyrdstone does some Funky Stuff!!
We investigate the rumor that wyrdstone, if used in great doses and quality can change a Halfling into an Ogre!

The Drunken Sailor
-Best Fish in Town
(only Fish in the town)
Just east of the burnt skeletons of heretics the witch hunters got last week!

Dark Elves in Mordhiem?
Recent events all point to the presence of Dark Elves from Naggroth in the City of the Damned; better circulation of Repeater Crossbows, more assassination (than usual) and even one of the High Elves on our staff looks around his shoulder too much.

Halfling Bar Maid for Hire
Expert at cooking, clean and "other" talents. BEER A SPECIALTY. Also good with a bow.
-Mandy Goodfellow of the Buckwine Forest at the Red Wolf Pub