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The Village Idiot 15th, Boogerzeit ........................................................................................... 10 Virgin Sacrifices Issue: 5th of Vodka

Harpies!!! Harpies have overrun Mordheim. We at the Village Idiot suggest a little Carmex and be careful who you ki... what? Oh, those kinds of Harpies... hmm... WO IST DIE AFFE?!?!?? Mien bruder, wo ist die affe! Scnell gibt mit dir affe!	THIEVES!!!! A recent expedition on how equipment is bought and sold turned into a hilarious ancedote on how the more mysterious races of our city get their stuff... PIT FIGHTS!?!?! Iz they Wildin & Roudin with Us?!?! Come and see the great fights of all time or be sorry!!	Averlanders? Shadow Warriors? Does anyone know why these groups are here and what they intend for us, or are we crazy, but besides that...... How much turkey do my readers think I can eat? We here at the Village Idiot are taking a collection to see if the editor can eat a gobbo's weight in turkey and dressing!!

Obituaries / Gripes: Kurtz Jaeger was scarred for life by Bigazdat, he vows for vegenge..... Captain Glenn was bit by a squig and infected, consequently the wound goes in and out of remission. X-Man was seriously wounded in the arm and must wait for it to heal...	WANTED Undead or Alive Count Von Helsberg for the treacherous killing of the Witch Hunter Van Jurgen. All warbands eligible, inquire at the gate of the Count's Mansion.....	tHe EdiTOr SeZ: You MUST read all of our issues! If you don't, you will miss out on all of our cool stuff and I'll sick the thing that gave me this bad eye on ya!!