The Village Idiot Speaks again!!

The Village Idiot 19, Mid day of Wa Ha da Weird ................................................................................. 5 Skittles 2nd Issue (Use when sneezing)

Great Monkey!
You guys are coming and reading the Village idiot so Much I can hardly keep up!
PLEASE SEND SOMETHING TO ME AT MY EMAIL!!
-Ranting Editor

Nicodeumus, Greatest of All Wizards of the Empire!

Nicodeumus is said to grace Mordheim with his presence and give help (to those that can aford it) in his manner of mystical magic!
-Note: Templars of Sigmar and Sigmarite Sisters need not to ask.-

Obituaries:

The editor of the village idiot thought he spied a goblin that was trampled by an ogre bodygaurd, however he was under the influence of Bugman's XXXXX at the time....

Bachelor Party!!
-Brim invits all Kazalids to his Bachelor party at the Drunk Goblin Pub. Festivities include beer drinkin', gobbo smakin' and and 'ead crackin good fun!! Lookin' for female hirelings for good times...

Warriors Gain New Skills!
Some warbands have been gaining new skills others had no idea existed. I saw a blind man shoot a target dead eye! (Pun intented).

SOMEONE'S GETTING HITCHED!!

The Village Idiot is glad to announce the marriage of Mandy Goodfellow to Brim Skalahammer. Sarah the Purehearted of the Sigmarite Sisters to honor the two by being mistress of ceremonies next month.

Mordheim High School!

The Clics of the Mordhigh School are out lookin' for trouble and Wyrdstone. Details of this roudy bunch inside this issue!

Wizard for Hire!
The wizard known only as Khrys is seeking work.Veritable credentials. See inside for details of the mysterious newcomer!

Village Idiot Back Issues!!
Demands for all the rules in this publication have forced me to make a storage area for all the old Issues of the Village Idiot. Inquire inside