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The Village Idiot
27th of Heimlich Gookiemacher.......................................... Price: Your Soul! Mu ahaha ha ha HAA!!
4th Issue to be Put Under Your Bird's Cage

WYRDSTONES!!
For one reason or another, there seems to be more of this stuuf popping up all around Mordheim. More news inside.	Araby Traveler comes to town! One-eyed Ibin sells direct from his homeland of Araby. Spices, perfumes, silks, and... "other services" are offered as well...	Stories from Captain Glenn: Glenn recounts the time he went up against some very silly Orcs... which might be the rum talkin'.
Was that a double plural?
PIT FIGHTS!!! Come all to Cuthroat's Haven to witness the great spectacle of fighters arrayed for your enjoyment! Tickets on sale behind the alley of the Red Dog tavern. Fun for all! Bring the wife and kids!	What? No Monkies? Where are all the monkies? Why can't we find any? Should we call the zoo or what? Why am I asking all these questions? Harpies coming! Those of you may have noticed the strange chicks with bat wings over our city, if you do maybe you've been taking a little too much fungus brew from the gobbo offa main street....	Over Seas Trade at Best! Items from far off Lustria are pouring in like water around here! Could it be that the expeditions from Reamas, Miragliano, and Trantio are working? Or are they just sending back crap and keeping the loot for themselves? What about the Dark Elves, Lizard men and Clan Pestilens Skaven that are said to roam there? Who knows.....